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(Humor at Sea) ni
Dodong Marino,
MV Buenavista |
 PAYABANGAN
Dalawang AB ang kasalukuyang nagpapayabangan.
AB 1: Itong relo ko original, kahit padaanan mo
ng pison, umaandar pa rin.
AB 2: Ang alin, ‘yung relo?
AB 1: Hindi ‘yung pison!
AB 2: (naasar) Wala ‘yan, itong kuwintas ko mas
original, ‘pag binuhusan ng suka at nangitim, ‘yung suka ang peke.
AB 2: Ngee....
TOILET
PAPER
Isang lasing pumasok sa kumpisalan. Pagkatapos ng ilang
minuto, kumatok ang pari para umpisahan ang kumpisal.
Lasing: Huwag ka nang pumasok. Walang toilet paper dito!
BAGONG KASAL
Matagal nang magkasintahan sina Sabrina at Edgar at matagal
na ring nanggigil si Edgar sa katawan ni Sabrina, pero hindi naman makahiling
si Edgar dahil gusto niyang malinis itong haharap sa dambana. Itinakda
na ang kanilang kasal, at dahil walang alam si Sabrina ay humingi siya
ng payo sa kaniyang lola.
LOLA: Ang gabi ng iyong kasal ay ang gabing hinding-hindi
mo makakalimutan.
SABRINA: Ano ‘yun lola? Sabihin mo sa akin
para handa ako.
LOLA: Basta hintayin mo na lang ang panahong iyon.
Sa gabi ng kanilang honeymoon...
EDGAR: ‘Ling, halika na matulog na tayo.
SABRINA: Ayoko, sabi ng lola ko, hinding-hindi
ko raw makakalimutan ang gabing ito. Kaya hindi ako matutulog, aabangan
ko kung ano yun!
EDGAR: Ngee....
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