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(Humor at Sea) ni
Dodong Marino,
MV Buenavista |
 MEDICAL
TERM
Erap: Doc, anong diperensya ko?
Dr.: Cerebrum excavatum.
Erap: Tagalogin nyo nga, Doc.
Dr.: Katangahan.
Erap: Ano nga uli yong medical term? Baka kasi
may magtanong….
 JOSE
RIZAL
TITSER: Juan, do you know Jose Rizal?
JUAN: No ma’am.
TITSER: Ikaw Pedro, do you know Jose Rizal?
PEDRO: Hindi din ma’am.
TITSER: Ahhhh! Grabe naman…Hindi man lang ninyo
kilala si Jose Rizal?
JUAN: Baka naman sa ibang section siya ma’am.
USE IN A SENTENCE
American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino.
Paul: “Use my name four times in a sentence.”
Pinoy (thinking): “Paul, be carePAUL, you might
PAUL in the swimming PAUL.
GRAPHICS
Pedro: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I often
send dirty jokes and sexual graphics through my cellphone.
Priest: My child, please forward your sins to
me.
MOTTO
Army: No retreat No surrender.
Navy: No pain No gain.
Airforce: No guts No glory.
Security Guard: No I.D. No entry
 CRYING
WIFE TO PRIEST
Wife: Wala na po ang asawa ko Padre!
Priest: Bakit sumakabilang buhay na ba si Mister?
Wife: Hindi po Padre, sumakabilang bahay na po.
NIGHT CLUB
Isang binatilyo pumasok sa isang
night club. Nalaman ng nanay niya at nagalit!
Nanay: Ano ang nakita mo
doon na di mo dapat Makita?
Boy: Si Tatay!!!
BIGAY
Anak: Wow Mommy! Ganda ng
kwintas mo! Bigay ba ni Daddy yan?
Mommy: Naku anak! Kung lagi
akong aasa sa Daddy mo, baka pati ikaw wala sa mundong ito!
LEARN ENGLISH
Nagbebenta ng isda = Selfish
Lahat nasa kanan = Alright
Babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim = Misunderstanding
Matagal nang bulag = Long time no see
B-DAY GIFT
 Husband
and wife were shopping.
Wife: We have to buy gift for my mother’s birthday
tomorrow!
Husband: What does she like?
Wife: She likes electric stuff.
Husband: How about a chair?
 A
PRAYER
Child: Give us this day Our Daily Bread…with ham,
egg and cheese, French fries, salad on the side.
A voice from above answered: My child what are
you doing, praying or giving an order?
 LEARN
JAPANESE
I am not sure = Eiwanku!
Ouch = Haraiku!
What a sad life = Hainaku
Txt message = Pisotu
Walang lod = Pasahiku!
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