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Internet
Edition (http://www.ufs.ph) - January-February, 2000
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(Humor at Sea) ni
Dodong Marino, MV Buenavista |
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PRIESTLY MISTAKE
A priest and a lawyer sat next to each other
on a jet to Cebu.
Priest: Do you ever make mistakes in pleading?
Lawyer: I do.
Priest: And what do you do about them?
Lawyer: If they are large ones, I mend them; if
small ones, I let them go.
Lawyer: Do you ever make mistakes in preaching?
Priest: Yes, I do.
Lawyer: And what do you do.
Priest: I dispose them in the same manner as you
do
Recently, as I was preaching, I meant to say that the
devil was the father of all liars, but instead I said, the father
of all lawyers. The mistake was so small, so I let it go. |
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IT'S THERE, ALRIGHT
As the captain paid his
hotel bill, he turned and
yelled to the bellboy:
“Quick, boy, run up to room
999 and see if I left my
brief case and coat.
Hurry up, because
I’ve got just twenty minutes
to catch my plane .”
Ten minutes later, the bellboy was back,
all out of breath .
“Yes sir,” he reported, “they’ re up there,
shall I bring it down?”
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| THE REASON BEHIND
Wife: My poor husband has left me and I don’t know
where he was gone.
Friend: Didn’t he leave a note?
Wife: Yes’ that’s why he’s gone. He left a note
from his sweetie and he knows I found it. |
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GETTING MARRIED
Bridegroom to be: I want to rent a suit.
I’m getting married.
Tailor: That’s wonderful. Here’s one.
Bridegroom to be: This suit is too big and lumpy.
It’s lousy.
Tailor: Look, friend, take this one and you’ll
know if your bride will take you for better or
for worse.
Bridegroom to be: Hmmmm! You got a point there. |
NO JOKE
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